February 21, 2010 - 09:32 AM
The Bachelor Goodbye already -
The Bachelor – Good Bye Already ( Monday Feb 8th 2010)
Place your bets boys and girls: Vienna, Ali, Tenley or Gia Pet?
Ali, what’s up with the dramatic goodbye? Ali kept saying she was torn between her job and Jake. She’s 25!!! I doubt she’s got to rush back to Mount Sinai to do a heart transplant. Maybe, she’s left the cappuccino machine on at Starbucks?
What gene pool did Gia Pet jump out of? Clearly she is not related to that family. Mom looks like Morticia and Bro has the cast members of the Sopranos living in those eyebrows.
And how about Vienna’s creepy dad? Vienna tells dad about how hard she is falling for Jake. To which, creepy dad immediately whispers, ‘I really missed you!’ Eeek.
So who is the girl probably best suited for Jake? Probably Tenley. She’s sweet and naïve. Translated means she’ll probably idolize Jake as he drones on for the 800th time how perfect he is and hey, did he mention that he’s a pilot?
Is it just me or does she seem a tad fragile?
Her family kept whispering, ‘ Well Jake, you know how Tenley is still recovering from her ex-husband?.’
Who’s her ex-husband Charlie Sheen?
Yes, Tenley is probably best suited for Jake but poor thing, is also probably one step away from a straight jacket.
IP :
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